You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
