Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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