I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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