if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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