glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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