sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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