i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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