redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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