k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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