Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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