so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
as a side note pls kill me
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
