What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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