Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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