I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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