Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
babies were throwing up all over the place
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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