O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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