When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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