Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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