guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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