I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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