I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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