That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I understand Curling. That high.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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