just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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