haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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