what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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