He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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