Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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