I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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