Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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