If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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