i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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