Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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