its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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