you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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