it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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