when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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