where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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