I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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