I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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