Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
foreskin is a definite game changer
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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