dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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