I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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