He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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