I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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