How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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