peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
