Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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