No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
