I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I will pee on everything he values.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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