VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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