Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
