He is such a slut. More and more my type.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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